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Three Inch Fools – The Secret Diary of Henry VIII

date_range 30th June, 2024

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The Three Inch Fools present an essential guide on how to keep your head in the Tudor Court. Unexpectedly thrust into the limelight, young Henry navigates the ups and downs of courtly life, and all whilst fighting the French (again) and re-writing religion. The Fools hit the road with this brand new comedy – a mad-capped take on Britain’s most epic monarch, and those infamous wives.
Open Air Theatre. The Three Inch Fools present an essential guide on how to keep your head in the Tudor Court. Unexpectedly thrust into the limelight, young Henry navigates the ups and downs of courtly life, and all whilst fighting the French (again) and re-writing religion. The Fools hit the road with this brand new comedy – a mad-capped take on Britain’s most epic monarch, and those infamous wives.

Earlybird Discount Tickets Available now until the 31st of March

£16 – Adult , will then increase to – £18

£45 – Family (2 adults, 2 under 18) , will then increase to – £50

£10 – Under 18

Under 5 go Free

★★★★★ – “So entertaining…laugh-out-loud funny”
★★★★★ – “Riotously fun. Hugely enjoyable”
★★★★★ – “The ultimate British theatrical experience” – Hastings Independent Press
★★★★★ – “Great fun for the whole family…my kids are still talking about it!”

This performance is an outdoor performance. We recommend that you bring blankets/chairs/cushions etc. to sit on. Come prepared for the weather with warm coats and waterproofs etc, as the performance will continue come rain come shine! We ask that you don’t bring umbrellas as these can obscure the view for other people in the audience. Picnics welcome from 6pm. The performance will last approximately 100 minutes (+ a 20 minute interval).

We recommend booking tickets for this performance online in advance. For further information about this performance please email boxoffice@threeinchfools.com

– All entry is via our Main Golden Gates, gates open at 5.45pm. Car Parking is located in our Woodland Carpark, a stone’s throw away from the performance.
– This is an outdoors performance and surfaces may be uneven – if you have any access related questions ahead of the performance please get in touch!

– Please feel free to bring along a picnic, a bottle of wine and a comfy chair, sit back and enjoy! Refreshments will be on sale from the Courtyard Café, including snacks, soft drinks and alcoholic beverages. There will also be an ice cream stall.

– This event is wheelchair accessible.
– You are welcome to bring well behaved dogs, but they must be kept on a lead.
– Chairs, picnics, blankets and any other low-level accessories are welcome.
– In case of rain, please don’t bring umbrellas as they block sight-lines for other audience members. Ponchos and raincoats are just as fetching, so please wear these instead.
19:00 to 22:00 - Sunday 30th June
The Three Inch Fools present an essential guide on how to keep your head in the Tudor Court. Unexpectedly thrust into the limelight, young Henry navigates the ups and downs of courtly life, and all whilst fighting the French (again) and re-writing religion. The Fools hit the road with this brand new comedy – a mad-capped take on Britain’s most epic monarch, and those infamous wives.
Floors Castle
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Kelso
TD5 7RL